The dating song the disaster movie
Listen, like the dinosaurs being destroyed by the Ice Age... You don't wanna mess with a bitch straight out of rehab. The foursome still needs to get to the museum, so the Princess decides to carjack somebody, and that’s funny enough, right?But check this out: She carjacks Speed Racer, who’s currently sitting in the “Mach 5 1/2”. Inside they find a Michael Jackson impersonator, along with “Spritle” and “Chim-Chim”.I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Disaster Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right? Disaster Movie is a 2008 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, and stars Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Gary "G Thang" Johnson, Crista Flanagan, Ike Barinholtz, Carmen Electra, Tony Cox, and Kim Kardashian in her feature film acting debut.The film opened to extremely negative reviews and received six nominations for the 29th Golden Raspberry Awards.
Night Shyamalan's new thriller (trailer above) stars James Mc Avoy as a guy with 23 personalities, some of which are particularly threatening to the three young women (Anya Taylor-Joy, Haley Lu Richardson and Jessica Sula) he kidnaps and locks in a dingy basement. March 24: Wilson Woody Harrelson is a neurotic misanthrope who finds out he has a daughter with his ex-wife (Laura Dern) in this comedic adaptation of the graphic novel by Daniel Clowes (Ghost World).We hear a song just different enough from “Black or White” to avoid copyright issues, while Michael Jackson goes, “hee hee! See, this is funny, because Michael Jackson likes young boys, as well as chimpanzees. They get to the museum, and find Vanessa still pinned to the floor by the spear of that statue. And it’s just a normal lamp, like you might find at a hotel. Because beating the shit out of hot chicks never gets old. Finally, they get the spear out, but Vanessa says they can’t leave until they return the “crystal skull” to its altar.Before they pull out the spear, Calvin says they should knock Vanessa unconscious, so she doesn’t feel the pain. By which she means the crystal skull that she pulls out from under her skirt. When it comes to jokes about chicks pulling foreign objects out of their vaginas, Seltzerberg are the undisputed masters. Vanessa over-explains the joke, naturally, saying she knows all this because she saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.Vanessa says this is the reason for all the earthquakes and disasters and such, and once they return the skull to the altar, all will return to normal. Well, that puts her one step ahead of the directors, anyway.
While Will and Vanessa return the skull to the altar, the Princess and Calvin try to escape the museum.She throws him to the street and starts pumping bullets into him, which I’ll admit is actually amusing. Actually, “Chim-Chim” is just a monkey doll in a yellow t-shirt.