Dating an older man with children
Nowadays, at the ripe old age of 27, I often find myself getting involved with chaps in their forties or fifties. They won’t believe you actually fancy them Unless your would-be squeeze is made in the Rex Manning mould, he will be staggered that anyone is taking an interest in him at his time of life – less still a bona fide fox like you.Fortunately, I enjoy looking after window-boxes and griping about how everything on TV is rubbish these days. Such is the premium our shallow society places on unlined faces.But seriously, folks – single men of this vintage have masses going for them. If you wait around for him to make the first move you could be waiting a long, looong time. Flutter those eyelashes, open that second bottle of Jacob’s Creek, seductively nibble the leftover salad garnish on his plate.Their duvet covers and pillowcases match (such sophistication, so romance), and their minds are unsullied by Redtube. In terms of how strong you should come on, think ‘Golf Sale’ sign.
“I wasn’t trying to go back in time,” Gabrielle added at the end of our conversation.
Hipster burger joints, for instance, are a recipe for disaster.