Bro code rule on dating
• Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it.
• As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom.
He hooking up with the girl he is eyeing is your responsibility. Chances are that he is too drunk to even make out if that person is a girl or a guy. If your bro asks you about your opinion of his new date, you are supposed to give an honest answer. Just make sure you're not saying, “I want her in my bed right now! You must never leave your bro alone without any ride. Even if he just hooked up with the most hideous girl ever, you're supposed to make excuses on his behalf. If the wingman makes the man look bad in front of the target, other bros are totally entitled to bash him up later. The bro code permits the entry of a girl as the new bro only if she proves to be worthy of the honour and by common concession, of course. Even if a girl manages to enter the bro gang, you shall never reveal the bro code to her. A bro is never allowed to drive in a drunken state.
Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him. If your buddy assigns you as his wingman at a party, make him proud by doing your job well. You must do all you can to save your bro from dating an ugly girl. If he is bad at a certain sport you're playing, you play weak and save his image. A wingman is never supposed to put his bro down in front of the girl.
Article 19 : A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister.
However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!
You shall ride her to wherever she wants and keep her safe. A bro shall never describe his sexual encounter in explicit detail to any of his bros. If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer, other bros shall cover him. While the story of The Bro Code is not nearly as simple and elegant as God handing down some stone tablets to Broses, its origins weave all the way back to the dawn of humanity In the beginning there was no Bro Code…